Bimbo Uniforms – Jewelry: Hoop earrings

You ever heard of the “Hoop Earring Theory“? It says: “The bigger the hoops, the bigger the hoe.” – I could end this article right at this point, because it should already be obvious why bimbos should wear big hoop earrings, but I think, I’m gonna write something about the real reasons why you bimbo dolls should wear those earrings whenever possible. Big hoop earrings have never gone out of style. They are classic, sexy and a crucial accessory to any wardrobe. You can’t go wrong with these and they look good and appealing with virtually anything – no matter what outfit you are wearing, or what the occasion might be: A night out, getting a coffee, partying in the club – you name it. These earrings have the ability to draw the eye towards your face. The fact that these hoops are in the shape of  a circle, unlike chandelier- or stud earrings, means, that they are extra complimentary to your jaw and cheekbones, defining your features with both, the shape and shade they create. The real deal is the size of the hoops: The bigger the better – so they will frame your face and draw attention to you. Choose the right size of your hoops, so they graze your shoulder. Go for simple, thin, big, golden ones. With the right choice, you will greatly gain bimboish, classy sex appeal everytime you wear them – so wear them often! Hoop to it!

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